Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
we're so committed to being not committed
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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