Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
