with your own penis?
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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