where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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