dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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