no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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