It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
