she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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