we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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