Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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