I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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