Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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