I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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