You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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