You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Do vagina's smell?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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