There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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