No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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