1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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