Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
i believe in u and ur pee
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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