You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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