So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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