i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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