well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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