You made me cry and you don't even care
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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