Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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