fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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