Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Found your dick twin last night
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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