i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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