I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I touched a dick in church today
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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