Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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