took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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