call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
