Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
ok first of all what the fuck
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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