so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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