Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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