She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I believe in your delicious
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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