whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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