Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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