i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Found the puke drawer
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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