Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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