So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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