Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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