Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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