UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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