Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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