If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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