Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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