for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
