are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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