I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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