is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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