So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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