Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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