Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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